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The following article was passed along to me by Longboat Key Mayor Jim Brown. I’ve come across this once before, but I believe it is worth repeating to help simplify the game of golf, somewhat. Thanks, Jim!

You may not know it but I’ve been very busy over the past two years putting my thoughts and ideas together in a book about golf. I am very proud of the results and in order to market the publication, I am asking friends and family to be the first to own a copy.

Here’s the Table of Contents from my new book, “Winning Golf Strategies,” which I believe gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I’ve gained through my own years of experience in the game and observations of golfing partners.


Table of Contents

Chapter 1
How to properly line up your fourth putt.


Chapter 2
How to hit a Nike from the rough when you hit a Titleist from the tee.


Chapter 3
How to avoid the water when you lie eight in a bunker.


Chapter 4
How to get more distance off the shank.


Chapter 5
When to give the ranger the finger.


Chapter 6
Using your shadow on the greens to confuse your opponent.


Chapter 7
When to implement handicap management.


Chapter 8
Proper excuses for drinking beer before 9 a.m.


Chapter 9
How to urinate behind a 4×4” post. Undetected.


Chapter 10
How to rationalize a six-hour round.


Chapter 11
How to find that ball that everyone else saw go in the water.


Chapter 12
Why your spouse doesn’t care that you birdied the 5th.


Chapter 13
How to let a foursome play through your twosome.


Chapter 14
How to relax when you are hitting three off the tee.


Chapter 15
When to suggest major swing corrections to your opponent.


Chapter 16
God and the meaning of The Birdie-to-Bogey Putt.


Chapter 17
When to re-grip your ball retriever.


Chapter 18
Use a strong grip on the hand wedge and weak slip on the foot wedge.


Chapter 19
Why male golfers will pay $5 a beer from the cart girl and give her a $3 tip, but will balk at a $3.50 beer at the 19th hole and stiff the bartender.


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