I don’t know if anyone has noticed but things are getting a bit crazy in the United States. Our government is now busy propounding programs designed to save the United States from global warming, foreign oil, fossil fuels, bad health care, a bad economy, unemployment and Islamic terrorism, or as it’s now called, “man caused disasters.“

As most of you know, the Town Commission by a vote of five to four decided to not reappoint David Brenner to the Planning and Zoning Board.

Rule 29 seems to cause a bit of trouble and many consider it difficult to understand. The first thing to clarify in this Rule is the meaning of the terms “threesomes” and “foursomes.” The key is that in these forms of play, two balls are involved.

If you think long distance air travel cannot get worse, guess again. You may find standard airplane food replaced with,perhaps — nothing? The perpetrators of this potential infamy are rodents, a pack of mice in the Harvard laboratories of Professor Clifford Saper. Saper, who is chairman of neurology at the university, is better known for his theory of the brain adenosine “onoff switch” controlling sleepiness, which helps explain why caffeine keeps you awake.